- Dogs don’t expect you to call if you are running late
- Dogs love it when your friends come over
- Dogs don’t care if you use their shampoo
- Dogs think you sing great
- A dog’s time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink
- Dogs don’t make you watch Grease over and over again
- Dogs are excited by rough play
- Dogs don’t mind if you give their offspring away
- If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don’t hate it
- Dogs don’t shop
- Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor
- Dogs never need to examine the relationship
- A dog’s parents never visit
- Dogs love long car trips
- Dogs don’t hate their bodies
- Dogs don’t want to know about every other dog you’ve had
- Dogs don’t let magazine articles guide their lives
- Dogs can’t talk
- The later you are, the more excited your dog is to see you.